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Sunday, June 03, 2007

Count of Monte Cristo & Chateau d'If

The Count of Monte Cristo and the Chateau d'if and Napoleon and Mercedes are rolling around in my head lately just like old pals. Isn't it amazing how intimate one becmes with the charachers and places in novels one reads? They become like family members, friends, even intimate enemies.


This is a really hot Napoleon!

Here's the "Count" with his lovely Mercedes. Isn't she cute? How sad that he had to live all of those lonely dark years without her... and not even knowing why! Poor fellow....



Okay, another hot rendition of Napoleon.

Le chateau d'if. I want to try to visit it this summer if I ever get to Marseilles. I remember sitting in my jr. high English classroom reading The Count of Monte Cristo and envisioning what this awful, dreary place looked like and felt like, even smelled like. I want to see if the real place is anything like what I imagined. I know, its a lot like Alcatraz here in my own back yard, but somehow being a continent away and several centuries old makes it far enough removed from anything familiar so as to make it a little less creepy. I hated Alcatraz. I think I still do.




Friday, June 01, 2007

Hunt For Tricolor Rosette Ribbon

Okay, who knows where I can find a red-white-blue rosette ribbon?
Remember Segolene Royal. During her campaign to be France's president in the spring of 2007, she wore a tricolor ribbon somewhat like the ones here, but I think with grosgrain ribbon. It was stunning!
If I can't buy a ribbon like it, then does anyone know where I can get directions on how to make my own?



The Nose Bidet

Okay, here's another fun thing. My guinea pig (Bernie) has recently started using the Nose Bidet (aka Neti Pot) for his allergies. With this and the honey regimn (see previous entry), he's laying off the Benadryl and prescription nose sprays. Bad for the pharmaceutical industry, good for us. Here's the definition of neti pot from Wikipedia:
The Sanskrit term Jala neti refers to an ancient yogic cleansing technique, meaning literally "water cleansing," where the practitioner rinses out the nasal cavity with water (usually salted) using a neti pot. The technique is starting to be recognized by Western medicine under the term nasal irrigation.
Jala neti, though relatively less known in western culture, is a common practice in parts of India and other areas in South East Asia, performed as routinely as using a toothbrush. It is performed daily usually the first thing in the morning with other cleansing practices. It may be useful at the end of the day if you work or live in a dusty or polluted environment. When dealing with problems of congestion it can be performed up to four times a day. Jala neti can be done at a bathroom sink without a special pot using just your hands and fresh water. Wet the palms and fingers of your hands and wet the inside of your nose. After, you can maybe tilt your head back and let the moisture enter your nasal passages. Later, blow your nose into the sink. Using warm water might be helpful.

Dinner Tonight

Crock Pot Split Pea Soup

1 (16 oz.) pkg. dried green split peas, rinsed
2 cups diced ham
3 carrots, peeled and rough diced
1/2 cup chopped onion
2 ribs of celery plus leaves, chopped
1 or 2 cloves of garlic, minced
1 bay leaf
1/4 cup fresh parsley, chopped, or 2 teaspoons dried parsley flakes
1 tbsp. seasoned salt (or to taste)
1/2 tsp. fresh pepper
1 1/2 qts. hot water

Layer ingredients in slow cooker in the order given; pour in water. Do not stir ingredients. Cover and cook on HIGH 4 to 5 hours or on low 8 to 10 hours until peas are very soft. Mash some peas to make it thicker.
Garnish with fresh parsley (if you have it), ham and why not a slice of baguette? You know what else would be really good with this? Some Frommage d'Affinois or Brie cheese on the bread. Yummmmmmm.

Does Ayone Love Their Rats Like I Do?


I love my rats. I adore my rats. They are such gentle, joyous, loving, precious beings, and so curious! Little Bimpkie came down with something last weekend, and I can't believe how emotional I got over it. She spent most of Saturday in her igloo while her sister did her normal thing.... begging for food, taking shoulder rides, eating her cookies, drinking and, of course, sleeping. When we pulled her out of her igloo for just a look, her eyes were all set-in, and she seemed really lethargic, just sittling light dead-weight in our hands. My heart just dropped, and I was so sad for the baby girl. I wished she could tell me what was wrong, where it hurt, if there was anything we could do for her... Bernie force fed her some water infused with a little Advil, and after a few doses she seemed to perk up a bit. But when we picked her up again Sunday, we could feel a big bump (cyst, tumor?) in her lower belly. Its still there today, and is pretty prominent, about the size of a grape. You can really see it when she stands up, begging for food. I'm so glad to see her beg though, and she seems to have gotten back her apppetite and desire to drink. We see and hear that she and Timki are resuming their beauty-shop routine (we can hear the little squeaks, I think of pleasure?), and that makes me relieved. I hope that precious little baby can live wiht us and her sister for a long time (without pain, of course). I can't believe that I'm so attached to them, but I am. I love my rats. I adore my rats.

Honey, Miraculous Honey

Yes, I'm a hippie at heart. When I head that honey made by local bees could help with allergies, I enlisted my husband as a guinea pig. I started him on a regimn of one-to-two teaspoons per day.
We both cautioned ourselves that it might take some time to take effect, if it were to actually work at all. I'm not exagerating when I say that he seemed to become less allergic within days. This time of year was really difficult for him, sneezing, stuffed up, runny eyes and nose, going through way too many tissue boxes, and way too much complaining....
So, you'll understand when I say that this honey success was truly exciting in the Maza household! Every time we see a bee (whether it be a honey bee or other funny looking bee-like creature, black and hairy, long and buzzing, whatever....) we blow it a little kiss and thank it. If its in the garden, we voyeuristically watch it loving our flowers, but if its in the pool, we try to encourage it to get out of the water before one of the little kids tries to smash it.




I've heard that there's a crisis with honey bees lately; that there are not enough of them around anymore; that their numbers are dropping, and nobody (even local UC Davis entymologists) dont' know why. Someone proposed that the cell phone waves are somehow disorienting to the poor little creatures, that they somehow lose their way from field to home. What are we gonna do? We need baby bees? Bernie needs baby bees!

Yogurt

Yes, I'm a health-nut wannabe. After my gastric-bypass surgery in January I feel like I got a second chance to do this healthy food thing. I'm still quite the carnivore (yes, I do need all of that protein), but am being a little more picky about other foods I put in my tummy. One of the things I've tried recently is home-made yogurt. Yes, I got the idea from "French Women Don't Get Fat," and I think its kinda fun! Since ordering it from Amazon.com, Bernie started reminicing his home-made yogurt days when he was a kid. I guess his mom made it regularly, never letting any of her kids eat "that last bottle," making sure that she had that starter for the next batch. He thinks my little appliance is overkill (after all, his mom just set her yogurt to cure next to a pilot light), but I'd probably forget the bottles in my closet where the heater is, and we'd probably have a nasty smell on our hands.







So, I've been adding blueberries to my yogurt, and am feeling extra healthy about it. Apparently blueberries have a lot of good stuff in them, and they'd better at the price I'm paying for each little box! I'm getting back into fiber cereal too, and the strawberries have been divine lately.
The "nonfat" French lady recommends that we eat the yogurt "nature," (i.e. without any sugar), but I just can't bring myself to put it into my mouth that way yet. I know that white sugar is the "white devil," but I guess I'm no angel. Maybe one day....


Anticipating Summer







This is where I'm going to spend much of my summer, as long as the summer gods are in agreement. This is the pool at our Cross Court athletic club here in Woodland. Bernard and I both love it. The people who work here are cheerful and relaxed, and most of the members are friendly. There aren't a ton of swim lanes as you can see, but usually I can find my way down a straight line without kicking too many kids underwater. I don't think it hurts too much when I do (at least that's what I'm telling myself :)


This year I started out doing about 12 laps ( I think one lap is about 25 meters), and now I'm up to about 40. I'm doing my best to get my leg, hip and behind muscles to pull their fair share, as I tend to usually rely on my arms to move me through the water. So, I've been using the kick-boards a lot lately. I feel like I move very little, very slowly, and am almost embarassed about it. But, embarassment hasn't gotten in my way a lot lately and I'm not going to let it stop me. I think I'm making some progress (i.e. moving a little faster these days). Yippee!


I've found a new beauty goodie. This Neutrogena "Build a Tan" has become part of my new after-shower regimn. You (I) do have to remember to blend it all in, and not leave any extra cream sit on the skin, or else risk looking like a tan-and-white zebra in the morning. Yes, I've got a couple of those lines on my calves as we speak.






What I made to eat

I saw this recipe for Yucatan Lime Soup on one of those PBS cooking shows a couple of weeks back, made it last weekend, and gobbled it up throughout the week. I made a coupe of variations, including adding hominy (yes, that odd white bean-like textured corn you find in all Woodland Mexican markets), and it was a hit with my tummy! Bernie and the rats liked it too.

Sopa de Lima (Lime Soup)
8 corn tortillas
1/2 cup vegetable oil
Salt
1 medium onion, chopped
1 celery rib, thinly sliced
1 carrot, thinly sliced
1 jalapeno or serrano pepper, stemmed, seeded and finely chopped
4 cloves garlic, minced
1 bay leaf
1/4 teaspoon dried Mexican oregano, crumbled
1 large tomato, peeled and chopped
8 cups chicken stock or canned low sodium chicken broth
1 1/2 pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts
1-2 cups hominy
2 green onions, finely chopped
3 limes, juiced (about 1/3 cup)
1 large avocado, peeled, pitted and coarsely chopped
2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro leaves

Cut the tortillas into 1/4-inch strips. Heat the oil in a medium skillet and, when very hot, fry the tortilla strips, in small batches, until lightly golden and crisp, 30 seconds to 1 minute. Transfer to paper towel lined plate to drain. Season with salt, to taste. Repeat until all tortilla strips have been fried. Set fried tortilla strips aside and reserve the vegetable oil.

Transfer 1 tablespoon of the reserved cooking oil to a large saucepan and add the chopped onion, celery, carrot, and jalapeno pepper. Cook over medium-high heat, stirring occasionally, until vegetables have softened, about 4 minutes. Add the garlic, bay leaf, and Mexican oregano and cook, stirring, for 1 minute. Add the tomato and season lightly with salt. Cook, stirring, until the tomato is softened and has released its liquid and the mixture is nearly dry, 4 to 5 minutes. Add the chicken stock and chicken breasts and bring to a boil. Reduce heat to a slow simmer and cook until the chicken is just cooked through, 12 to 15 minutes. Remove chicken from the soup and set aside until cool enough to handle. Allow soup to continue simmering.

When the chicken has cooled a bit, shred into bite size pieces and return to the pot along with the green onions and lime juice. Cook for 5 minutes, or until the chicken is heated through and the soup is piping hot. Season the soup, to taste, with salt and ladle the soup into wide soup bowls, with a handful of tortilla strips added to each bowl. Garnish with the avocado and cilantro and serve immediately.8 corn tortillas 1/2 cup vegetable oil Salt 1 medium onion, chopped 1 celery rib, thinly sliced 1 carrot, thinly sliced 1 jalapeno or serrano pepper, stemmed, seeded and finely chopped 4 cloves garlic, minced 1 bay leaf 1/4 teaspoon dried Mexican oregano, crumbled 1 large tomato, peeled and chopped 8 cups chicken stock or canned low sodium chicken broth 1 1/2 pounds boneless, skinless chicken breasts 2 green onions, finely chopped 3 limes, juiced (about 1/3 cup) 1 large avocado, peeled, pitted and coarsely chopped 2 tablespoons chopped fresh cilantro leaves